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About life...

For what it's worth, it's never too late...

Or, In my case, too early. to be whoever you want to be.

There's no time limit.  Start whenever you want.

You can change or stay the same.

There are no rules to this thing.

We can make the best or the worst of it.

And I hope you make the best of it.

I hope you see things that startle you.

I hope you feel things you never felt before.

I hope you meet people with a different point of view.

I hope you live a life you're proud of.

And if you find that you're not,

I hope you have the strength to start all over again. 

DJ.Hugu 2012-12-24
8 英語
Movie) Happy Harry Hardon

Happy Harry Hardon - Did you ever get the feeling that everything in America is
completely fucked up. You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch
away from saying 'That's it, forget it.' You think about it. Everything is polluted. The
environment, the government, the schools you name it. Speaking of schools. I was
walking the households the other day and I asked myself. Is there live after high school?
Because I can't face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit. Yeah, you got it folks.
It's me again with a little attitude for all you out here and waiting for Atlanta. All you
nice people living in the middle of America the beautiful. Lets see, we're on er 92 FM
tonight and it feels like a nice clean little band so far. No one else is using it. The price is
right. Heh, heh. And yes folks you guest it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckerd house,
so stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hardon reminding you to eat your cereal with a
fork and do your homework in the dark..

Okay, down to business. I got my wild cherry diet Pepsi and I got
my Black Jack gum here and I got that feeling, mmm that familiar feeling that something
rank is going down up there.
Yeah, I can smell it. I can almost taste it. The rankness in
the air. It's everywhere. It's running through that old pipeline out there, trickling along the
dumb concrete river and coming up the drains of those lovely tracktones we all live in. I
mean I don't know. Everywhere I look it seems everything is sold out.

Happy Harry Hardon - My dad sold out. And my mom sold out years ago when she had
me. And then they sold me out when they brought me to this hole in the world. They
made me everything I am today so naturally I hate the bastards. Speaking of which, I am
running a contest on the best way to put them out of their misery. Tonight we have
number twelve of one hundred things to do with your body when you're all alone. Now
are you ready of the incredible sound of Happy Harry Hardon coming on his own face.
Oh, my god, it's very possible you know. Oh, oh this is a champion one. I'm going for it.
He's still growing. This... Yes, Happy Harry Hardon will go to any language to keep his
three listeners glued with Huwy Bluwy to their radios. But the question is. How far will
you go? How far can you go to amaze and discuss the sensational Happy Harry Hardon. I
mean. How serious are you? I ask you that. dear listener.

Happy Harry Hardon - I'm getting a lot of letters here guys. Here. Dear Happy Harry
Hardon, my boyfriend won't talk to me anymore. How do I show him that I really love
him? Look, I don't know anything about these letters asking for love advice. I mean, if I
knew anything about love I would be out there making it instead of talking to you guys.
So just send me stuff to box 20710, USA Mail Paradise Hill Mess Arizona 84012.
Replies guarantied. Dear Harry, I think your boring and upknocktius and have a high
opinion of yourself. Course I'm you I'll probably thinking I sent this to myself. I think
school is okay. if you just look at it right. I like your music, but I really don't see why you
can't be cheerful for one second. I tell you since you ask. I just arrived in this stupid
suburb. I have no friends, no money, no car, no licence. And even if I did have a licence
all I can do is drive out to some stupid mall. Maybe if I'm lucky play some fucking video
games, smoke a joint and get stupid. You see, there's nothing to do anymore. Everything
decents been done. All the great themes have been used up. Turned into theme parks. So I
don't really find it cheerful to be living in totally exhausted decade where there is nothing
to look forward to and no one to look up to. That was deep. Oh no, not again. The
creature stirs. Oh God, I think it is going to be a gusher. This is the sixth time in an hour.
Oh god...
Happy Harry Hardon - You see, I take care of it. Oh, or else I'm going to explode. I just...
Excuse me while I... While I... While I... Oh yeah... Oh yeah... Oh yeah, this is the big
one. I'm gonna explode... Oh, take cover Arizona here I come.

Happy Harry Hardon - Oh God... Oh God... This is the best. Oh God yeah... Free at last,
I'm beat. I'm whipped. It's quitting time. Gotta recuperate.

Happy Harry Hardon - Guess who? It's ten o'clock do you care where your parents are?
After all it's a jungle out there.  I don't know. Everywhere I look it seems that someone's getting butt surfed by the system. Parents are always talking about the system, and the sixties and how cool it was. Well look at where the sixties got them hey! Come on people now smile on your brother everybody together try and love one another right now!!! Now that was the sixties, this is a song from the nineties from my buddies the Descendants. 
I hate the sixties, I hate school, I hate principals, I hate vice principles!! But my true pure refined hatred is reserved for guidance councillors. Happy Harry just happens to have in his very hands a copy of a memo written by Mr. David Deaver, guidance councillor extrordinaire to one Miss Loretta Creswood, high school principle. "I found Cheryl un-remorseful about her current condition" Bastard can't even say she's knocked up. "And she's unwilling to minimise it's affect on the morals of the student population." Guidance councillors!!!!! If they knew anything about career moves would they have ended up as guidance councillors? What do you say we call Deaver up hey? Happy Harry Hardon just happens to have the home phone numbers of every employee up at Paradise Hills.
Here we go, there you are Mr. Deesky .
Deaver - Deaver residence, David Deaver speaking.

Happy Harry Hardon - Hey this is WKPS, we're doing a piece on high schools. We
understand that your a guidance councillor.

Deaver - I'm head of guidance at Hubert Humphrey High in Paradise Hills Arizona. I've
been there seven years.

Happy Harry Hardon - Can you tell me a bit about what you do.

Deaver - I run a comprehensive American values program, erm in which we discuss
ethical situations, sex education and drug abuse.

Happy Harry Hardon - What do you say to young people who look around at the world
and see it's become, like you know, a sleazy country, a place you just can't trust. Like
your school for example. Why is it, it wins all of these awards and students are dropping
out like flies, why..why is that. Now my listeners are interested in the decision to expel
Cheryl Bates.

Deaver - I, erm, I'm not aware of anything like that, I don't know what you're talking

Happy Harry Hardon - That is not true sir. "Cheryl refuses to accept suggestions of a
more positive mental attitude towards her health and her future. I'm afraid I find no
alternative, but to suggest suspension."

Deaver - Who is this? How did you get this number?

Happy Harry Hardon - Are you going to admit it sir.

Deaver - Admit what?

Happy Harry Hardon - That you're slime!

Deaver - Now just wait a minute.

Happy Harry Hardon - You interview a student and then you rat on her, you betray her
trust, isn't that right Sir! Well as you can see, these guys are played
out. Society is mutating so rapidly that anyone over the age of twenty has really no
idea.... Err alright, back down to business. "I share a room with my older brother and
nearly every night after he turns off his light he come over to my bed and gives me a few
arm nookies and stuff and then makes me scratch his back and other refinements" It's
about time we had some refinements on this show. "Then sooner or later he gets worked
up and further a do he rubs his thing and makes me watch." Signed "I'm just screwed up"
Well first of all you're not screwed up, your an unscrewed up reaction to a screwed up
situation. Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time, in a screwed up place does not make
you necessarily screwed up, if you catch my drift. Well as you know dear listeners if you
enclose your number a reply is guaranteed.
Miss Screwed Up - Hello

Happy Harry Hardon - This is Happy Harry Hardon, your live. Is this Miss Screwed Up.

Miss Screwed Up - Yes

Happy Harry Hardon - Well I have a couple of questions. How big is it, this thing you
described? Is it bigger than a baby's arm..... What you don't remember or you don't want
to tell me?.... Or maybe you made this whole thing up hey? Remember my dear I can
smell a lie like a fart in a car.  Well it's too bad about that
one actually, to me the real truth is always a bigger turn on. It doesn't have to be a big
deal, it could be anything.

Happy Harry Hardon - Send me your most pathetic moment, your most anything, as long
as it's real. I mean I want the size, the shape, the feel, the smell. I want blood sweat and
tears on these letters. I want brains and ectoplasm and cum spilled all over them.
Hallelujah! And now , all my horny listeners, get one hand free because yes, the eat me
beat me lady is back. "Come in. Every night you enter me like a criminal. You break into
my brain, but you're no ordinary criminal. You put your feet up, you drink your can of
Pepsi, you start to party, you turn up my stereo. Songs I've never heard, but I move
anyway. You get me crazy, I say 'Do it.' I don't care just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me,
pull me -talk hard!"............ I like that. Talk Hard. I like the idea that a voice can just go
somewhere uninvited and just kind of hang out like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.
To me a thought is like a virus. You know, it can just kill all the healthy thoughts and just
take over. That would be serious.

Nora - That would be totally serious.

Happy Harry Hardon - I know all of my horny listeners would love it if I would call up
the eat me beat me lady. But no! Because she never encloses her number.

Nora - Tough look creepoid.

Happy Harry Hardon - Always the same red paper, the same beautiful black writing.
She's probably a lot like me, a legend in her own mind. But you know what, I bet in real
life she's probably not that wild. I bet she's kind of shy like so many of us who briskly
walk the halls, pretending to be late for some class, pretending to be distracted. Hey
poetry lady, are you really this cool? Are you out there? Are you listening?

Nora - I'm always out here.

Happy Harry Hardon - I feel like I know you, and yet we'll never meet. Ah so be it...
Now here's a song from my close personal buddies the Beastie Boys. A song that was so
controversial they couldn't put it on their second album. What about a little night light.


Happy Harry Hardon - I just love being the rap king of Arizona. I don't know drugs are
out, sex is out, politics are out, everything is on hold. I mean we definitely need
something knew. We just keep waiting for some new voice to come out of somewhere
and say "Hey wait a minute, what is wrong with this picture."  Well maybe this is the answer to everything, wouldn't that be nice hey.  "Dear
Happy Harry Hardon do you think I should kill myself" Great! Signed "I'm Serious" And
of course there is a number here.  Hello serious?

Malcolm - Yeah

Happy Harry Hardon - Are you okay?

Malcolm - Yep

Happy Harry Hardon - I guess what I'm asking is how serious are you, well how are you
going to do it?

Malcolm - I'm gonna blow my fucking head off.

Happy Harry Hardon - O! Well do you have a gun.

Malcolm - No I'm going to use my finger genius.

Happy Harry Hardon - Alright. So where is this gonna take place hey?

Malcolm - Right here.

Happy Harry Hardon - Where is this alleged gun? Do you have it with you? Did you at
least write a note? You have a reason don't you? Your not going to be one of those people
who kills themselves and nobody has any idea of why they did it? Hey that's why we
need a note pal!

Malcolm - I'm all alone.

Happy Harry Hardon - No, hey, maybe it's okay to be alone sometimes, everybody's

Malcolm - You're not.

Happy Harry Hardon - I didn't talk to one person today, not..not counting teachers. I sit
alone everyday you know, sitting on the stairwell eating my lunch, reading a book. What
about you?   I hate that, now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing
myself, but I'm too depressed to bother. 
Great! He's got the phone of the hook. Rejected again, that's okay I'm use to it, terminal
loneliness....... People always think they no who a person is but they're always wrong.
Most parents have no idea. It's just that mine had me tested because I sit alone in my
room alone, naked, wearing only a cock ring, heh heh! I mean it really bugs me, everyone
knows what a person should be, who cares who I should be! You know, in real life I
could be that anonymous nerd sitting across from you in Chem. Lab, staring at you so
hard, you turn around, he tries to smile, but the smile just comes out all wrong. You just
think how pathetic, then he just looks away and never looks back at you again. Well hey,
who cares, that's my motto. Well sleep tight Cheryl, sleep tight Miss Refinements, sleep
tight Poetry Lady, sleep tight Mr Serious, maybe you'll feel better tomorrow.

Happy Harry Hardon - You see I never planned it like this. My dumb Dad got me this
short wave radio set so I could just speak to my friends back east, but I couldn't reach
anybody, I thought I was talking to nobody. I imagined that nobody listening. Maybe I
imagined one person out there, anyway one day I woke up and I realised I was never
going to be normal and so I said fuck it, I said so be it and Happy Harry Hardon was
born. I never meant to hurt anyone, honestly I never meant to hurt anyone. I'm sorry
Malcolm. I never said "Don't do it" I'm sorry. Erm anyway I'm done, stick a fork in me
it's been grand. This is Happy Harry Hardon saying sionara, over and out.

Nora - Come on you can't do this.

Paige - This is a joke right?

Mazz - C'mon Harry baby, don't stiff.

Mark - What am I doing. Fuck It!

Happy Harry Hardon - You hear about some kid who did something stupid, something
desperate. What possessed him. How could he do such a terrible thing. It's really quite
simple actually. Consider the life of a teenager. You have parents, teachers telling you
what to do. You have movies, magazines, and TV telling you what to do. But you know
what you have to do. Your job, your purpose, is to get accepted, get a cute girl friend, and
think up something great to do with the rest of your life. What if you're confused and
can't imagine a career? What if you're funny looking and you can't get a girl friend? You
see no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less
fun than being dead.

Shep Sheppard - This is great he's making it worse.

Happy Harry Hardon - Suicide is wrong, but the interesting thing about it is how
uncomplicated it seems. There you are, you got all these problems swarming around your
brain, and here is one simple, one incredibly simple solution. I'm just surprised it doesn't
happen every day around here. No now they're going to say I said offing yourself is
simple, but no, no, no, no, it's not simple. It's like everything else you have to read the
fine print. For instance, assuming there is a heaven who would ever wanna go there, you
know. I mean think about it, sitting on this cloud, you know it's nice, it's quiet, there's no
teachers, there's no parents, but guess what? There's nothing to do. Fucking boring.
Another thing to remember about suicide is that it is not a pretty picture. First of all, you
shit your shorts you know. So there you are dead, people are weeping over you, crying,
girls you never spoke to are saying, "Why? Why? Why?" and you have a load in your
shorts. That's the way I see it. Sue me. Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like
this. They're saying something is wrong with me, that I should be ashamed. Well, I'm sick
of being ashamed. Aren't you?

Nora - Sick to death!

Happy Harry Hardon - I don't mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not going to be
ashamed about it.

Nora - Alleuelya

Happy Harry Hardon - At least pain is real. You look around and you see nothing is real,
but the pain is real. You know, even this show isn't real. This isn't me; I'm using a voice
disguiser. I'm a phoney fuck just like my Dad, just like anybody. You see, the real me is
just as worried as the rest of you. They say I'm disturbed, well of course I'm disturbed. I
mean we're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not? Doesn't this blend of blindness and
blandness want to make you do something crazy? Then why not do something crazy? It
makes a hell of a lot of sense than blowing you fucking brains out you know. Go nuts, go
crazy, get creative! You got problems? You just chuck'em, nuke'em! They think you're
moody? Make'em think you're crazy, make'em think you might snap! They think you got
attitude? You show'em some real attitude! Come on, go nuts, get crazy. Hey no more Mr.
Nice Guy. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh god!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh yes.   Time out!  This is good, this is really very interesting.

Chris - Hello

Happy Harry Hardon - Hi it's me you're on the air. Are you willing to tell my listeners
what you told me here in this letter? Do you think they're ready to handle it.

Chris - I'm not ashamed.

Happy Harry Hardon - So tell us what happened.

Chris - This guy I knew, he invited me up to the ridge and I wasn't really sure why, but I
was really happy because he's a pretty cool guy, he's an athlete and everything.

Happy Harry Hardon - First of all where was this and how old are you.

Chris - It was just before school. I'm sixteen.

Happy Harry Hardon - Go ahead.

Chris - So we get up there, we take our shirts off and we start fooling around and then I
sought of told him how much I liked him, he just smiled and said he knew it. But then, he
says why don't we take our pants off and get a tan, so I did it, but he stalled.

Happy Harry Hardon - Go ahead.

Chris - Then two of his friends showed up and they were drinking beer and laughing and
they took my clothes and threw them up in the trees. I didn't know what to do. I started to
cry but they just laughed at me so I stopped and they just started calling me things. I don't
even care about that. I know I'm into guys, but this was different.

Happy Harry Hardon - So what did you do?


Chris - I feel bad that I didn't even do anything. Now he wont even talk to me, he wont
even look at me. I'm pretty confused!

Happy Harry Hardon - Confused! You're not the one who is confused. You sound like
you know exactly what's going on. If any ones confused it's those guys out there.

Chris - I know, but I think about him a lot. I sometimes wonder why one person is born
one way and another person is born another way..... Are you there?

Happy Harry Hardon - Yes, yes!

Chris - So I guess you think I'm a faggot wimp hey?

Happy Harry Hardon - No! I'm just thinking how strong people can be and how everyone
is alike in some way, how everyone needs the same things.

Chris - So what are we going to do about this.

Happy Harry Hardon - I don't know. That's the big question isn't it hey?

Chris - I guess nobody knows hah. Well that's tough, I got to go, se ya.

Happy Harry Hardon - I guess we all got to go now. Good night pal, good night friends.

Happy Harry Hardon - I got a letter from this guy who's got a problem, he can't talk. I
mean he can talk, but never when he wants to, not to girls, not to people.

Brian - I can't believe it's as bad as they say.

Happy Harry Hardon - He just opened up his mouth and nothing came out. And this jerk
finds somebody that he likes, which is probably the worst thing to happen to a person
who can't talk. So I don't know what to tell this guy because lately every time I give out
advice the fit hits the shan. So I don't know, maybe the best thing to do is just turn around
and face the music and try to talk.

Happy Harry Hardon - Sorry about that folks, technical difficulties. Lets see who we have
out there tonight hey. The usual band of teenage malcotets. I certainly hope so, because
Happy Harry Hardon is feeling kind of rude tonight.

Happy Harry Hardon - Oh I feel good, dam 
Well, well, well, well. The big news! The emergency PTA meeting to discuss your truly.
Yes all the professionals have come out to talk about little old me and now they've all run
home to tune in and listen to what they've all been talking about. They say that I am
dillusioned, demented, deranged and so guess what I say, SO BE IT! I say rise up in the
cafeterias and stab them with your plastic forks. I say flogging and flactuance for Mrs
Creswood, she gets a hundred lashes for every kid she's hounded out of that fucking
place. I say down with all guidance councillors, make them work for a living. I can't stay
away from this man. Oh I got to give him another call. Here I come Deave.

Police Dispatcher - Hot line. Believe it or not we care.

Happy Harry Hardon - Believe it or not this is Happy Harry Hardon and I would like the
pleasure of speaking to Mr Deaver.

Police Dispatcher - Just a moment, I'll see if he's available.

Happy Harry Hardon - I love it, the bitch is putting me on hold. I'm waiting for you. You
can run, but you can not hide Mr Deaver. Waiting for the Deave.                                

Deaver - Hello my young friend.

Happy Harry Hardon - You're in on it right Mr Deaver.

Deaver - It's all over son this phone call has been traced and who ever you are, your

Happy Harry Hardon - Well, so be it, alleuelya.

Mazz - Don't just sit there man, run!

Happy Harry Hardon - Don't worry about me, I'm alright. You see I bet what's happening
out there is that the police are busting some old couple who have been un-knowingly
supplying me with my phone fees. I am everywhere. I am inside each and every single
one of you. Just look in and I will be there waving out at yeah, naked wearing only a cock
ring, heh, heh. Wow, time flies when you're on the run. I'm gonna cut out now with this
unusual song I'm dedicating to an unusual person who makes me feel kind of unusual.





Happy Harry Hardon - Hi folks! It seems we have a new listener tonight. Mr Watts of the
F.C.C. Hi Arthur thanks for coming out.

Watts - Well thank you for coming out.

Happy Harry Hardon - Imagine a fucking political hag being in charge of free speech in
America. I bet Watts was the guy who took names at high school when the teacher was

Watts - This is the problem with free speech. Would you cut that thing, cut it off. Would
you just turn the dam thing off. He's obviously moving just pull everything over on

Happy Harry Hardon - Welcome to radio free America. America's ready, I'm ready. I
want a million voices crying out in the wilderness. Jesus let's get serious. Maybe Mr.
Watts can shed some light no the mysterious disappearances of some of our students.
Luis Chavez age fifteen, legally kicked out on September 26th. Arthur Washington age
sixteen, expelled September 27th.



Mark - Okay this is really me now, no more hiding. Listen we're all worried, we're all in
pain, that just comes with having eyes with having ears, but just remember one thing it
can't get any worse, it can only get better. I mean high school is the bottom. Being a
teenager sucks, but that's the point, surviving it is the whole point. Quitting is not going
to make you strong, living will. So just hang on and hang in there.  You know I know all
about the hating and the sneering, I'm a member of the why bother generation myself. But
why did I bother coming out here tonight and why did you? I mean it's time, it begins
with us not with politicians, the experts of the teachers, but with us, with you and with
me, the ones who need it most. I believe with everything that's in me that the whole world
is begging for healing, even the trees and the earth its self are crying out for it, you can
hear it everywhere. It's the same kind of healing I desperately needed and finally feel has
begun with you. Everyone mix it up, it's not game
over yet, it's just the beginning, but it's up to you. I'm calling for every kid to seize the air.
Steal it, it belongs to you. Speak out, they can't stop you. Find your voice and use it. Keep
this going. Pick a name, go on air. It's your life, take charge of it. Do it, try it, try
anything. Spill your guts out and say shit and fuck a million times if you want to, but you
decide. Fill the air, steal it. Keep the air alive...................... ..
...................................................... TALK HARD!!!!

The above dialogue was from the movie "Pump Up The Volume" (c)1990 New Line
Cinema. And was rewritten without permission.

Originally Written by Allan Moyle

Extracted from the film by Martin Eaves


DJ.Hugu 2012-07-04
7 英語
Movie) Dark Night_#2

You Know.
I don't want there to be any hard feeling between us, Harvey.
When you and uh...Rachel.
Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's cage.
I didn't rig those charges.
(Your men, your plan.)
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars.
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
You know, I just do things.
The mob has plans, the cops have plans.
Gordon's got plans. They're schemers.
Schemers trying to control their little worlds.
I'm not a schemer.
I try to show the schemers how pathetic.
Their attempts to control things really are.
So... When I say... Come here.
When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal...
You know that I'm telling the truth.
It's the schemers that put you where you are.
You were a schemer. You had plans And Look where that got you.
I just did what I do best.
I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.
Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.
You know... You know what I noticed?
Nobody panics when things go according to plan.
Even if the plan is horrifying.
If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gangbanger will get shot.
or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics.
Because it's all part of the plan.
But when I say that one little old mayor will die...
Well then everybody loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy.
Upset the established order.
And everything becomes chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos.
Oh, and you know the thing about chaos?
It's fair.
(You live...You die...)
Now we're talking!

DJ.Hugu 2010-08-24
6 英語
Movie) Bible

It's not a fucking book!
It's a weapon!
A weapon aimed right at the hearts
and minds of the weak and the desperate!
It will give us control of them!
If we wanna rule more than one
small fucking town, we have to have it!
People will come from all over,
they'll do exactly what I tell them
if the words are from the book.
It's happened before,
and it'll happen again.
All we need is that book.

There are still many people who don't think about that.

There are still many people who think that he is the best. 
And There are someone who use the book.

Who with the mind is trying to dominate a lot of souls.

Hypocrisy... Affectation... And Lie. 

Not knowing what the truth is recognized.

A sad reality, but I can't help it.
I don't believe them anymore.
They are not friends to me anymore.
They are just a fucking point of dust.

DJ.Hugu 2010-07-11
5 英語
Movie) Basic principles.

Basic principles.
No woman wakes up saying.
"God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today"
Now, she might say,
"This is a really bad time for me."
Or something like,
"I just need some space."
Or my personal farorite.
"I'm really into my career right now."
You believe that? Neither does she.
You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why.
You understand me? Lying.
It's not a bad time for her.
She doesn't need any space.
She may be into her career.
but what she's really saying is,
"Get away from me now."
Or possibly, "Try harder, stupid."
Well, Which one is it?
60% of all human communication is nonverbal. 
Body language.
30% is your tone.
So that means that 90% of what you're saying...
ain't coming out of your mouth.
Of course she'll lie to you.
She's a nice person, she doesn't wanna hurt your feelings.
What else is she gonna say?
She doesn't even know you. Yet.
Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us...
even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it.
And that's where I come in.
My job is to open her eyes.
[Is this what you're looking for?]
Basic principles.
No matter what, no matter when, no matter who.
Any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet.
Just needs the right broom.


DJ.Hugu 2010-07-04
4 英語
Movie) Sweet Barber

Alright! You sir!
How about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir? Too Sir? Welcome to the grave.
I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir? You sir?
No one in the chair. Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir, anybody.
Gentlemen, don't be shy!
Not one man, no, no ten man.
Not a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime, I'll practice on dishonorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes,
And I'll never see my girl again.
But the work waits.
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!

DJ.Hugu 2010-06-23
3 英語
Music) I am...

I'm an angel, I'm a devil
I am sometimes in between
I'm as bad it can get
And good as it can be
Sometimes I'm a million colors
Sometimes I'm black and white
I am all extremes
Try figure me out you never can
There's so many things I am


I'm someone filled with self-belief
I'm haunted by self-doubt
I've got all the answers
I've got nothing figured out
I like to be by myself
I hate to be alone
I'm up and I am down
But that's part of the thrill
Part of the plan
Part of all of the things I am


I'm a million contradictions
Sometimes I make no sense
Sometimes I'm perfect
Sometimes I'm a mess
Sometimes I'm not sure who I am


I am special
I am beautiful
I am wonderful
And powerful
Sometimes I'm miserable
Sometimes I'm pitiful
But that's so typical of all the things I am
Of all the things I am

DJ.Hugu 2010-06-07
2 英語
Movie) Dark Night

How about alive?

You wanna know how I got these scars?

My father was a drinker and a fiend.

And One night he goes off crazier than usual.

Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.

He does not like that. Not one bit.

So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it.

He turns to me and he says. "Why so serious, son?"

He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious, son?"

He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!"

And... Why so serious?

Now, our operation is small, but there is a lot of potential for aggressive expansion.

So, whick of you fine gentleman would like to join our team?

Oh.. There's only one spot open right now.

So we're going to have tryouts? Make it fast. 

DJ.Hugu 2010-05-26
1 英語
Movie) 30 days of night

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for a ransom,
I can tell you, I don't have money.
But what I do have... are a very particular set of skills.
Skills I've acquried over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you.
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't I will look for you.
I'll find you... and I will kill you.

DJ.Hugu 2010-05-26